The Gobbler retailer - OOAK House Monster

Home feeling a little empty lately? Cats and dogs not cutting it for you any more? Consider adding a monster to your life. The Gobbler is looking for a forever home that will give him the exercise and entertainment a young monster needs to grow up big and strong, and is sure to return all of the love that is given to it tenfold. It eats the dusty old retailer fly carcasses that have been laying on windowsills, and will repel less desirable monsters from your premises so that you can sleep easy at night. It may need help navigating occasionally given its lack of depth perception, but is otherwise independent and ready for fun-- or, perhaps more accurately, mischief. The Gobbler is petite, light, and easily sits on most shelves or surfaces, smooth or otherwise. Its arms can either sit in its lap or flap about freely. Won't you give this poor beast a chance?

Measurements:
8 inches tall
4 inches wide
18 inch arm span

Ingredients:
Cloth & stuffing
Paper Mache
Human skin (from magazines)
Acrylic paint
Craft clay
Tape