Hasbulla Magomedov Cardboard Model retailer Cut Out Stand Up Poster

Hasbulla has become a kind of holy icon, and a cut-out is a must have for every real human being. Some say that Hasbulla brings special blessings to every house in which he is displayed. Feeling lonely? No problem, just look over at your Hasbulla-cardboard-cut-out to revive your spirits. Feeling anxious? Stare into his eyes and you will quickly find yourself feeling cool, calm, collected, and confident. Your little Hasbulla will be a loyal companion who never fails to raise your serotonin levels.

Backstory: I saw one of these for sale, but it was about ~$100/each, so I bought a whole bunch at a bulk discount rate, thinking I could easily find a good use for the others. Needless to say, that hasn't been the case.

These are perfect for any occasion: Birthdays and Back to School (because Hasbulla is a symbol for personal growth), Anniversaries or Valentine's Day (because Hasbulla is a symbol for fertility), Bar Mitzvahs and Hanukah (because Hasbulla brings peace to the middle east), Eid (because Hasbulla is a devout Muslim), Stag Parties or Hen Parties (because Hasbulla reminds us to enjoy life), Baby Showers (because Hasbulla is cute), and even Baptisms (because Hasbulla reminds us of Salvation). Hasbulla also makes a great housewarming gift, of course. retailer