Three Squares? You Can't Spare Three Squares?- Original retailer 5x7 Watercolor Painting- SEINFELD Seinfeld Elaine Benes Illustration

" What a dope! Uh... excuse me. Umm... I'm sorry. This is... this is kind of embarrassing but there's no toilet paper over here."

"Are you talking to me?"

"Yeah. I just forgot to check. So if you could just spare me some."

"No, I'm sorry."

"What?"

"No I'm sorry, I can't spare it."

"You can't spare it?"

"No, there's not enough to spare."

"Well I don't need much. Just 3 squares will do it."

"I'm sorry. I don't have a square to spare. Now if you don't mind."

"3 squares? you can't spare 3 squares?"

"No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square."

"Oh, is it two-ply? Cause if it's two-ply, I'll take one ply. One ply, one, one! puny little ply, I'll take one measly ply."

"Look, I don't have a square and I don't have a ply."



This is an original watercolor painting made with watercolor paints, pen, and pencil on watercolor paper. Measures 5x7, matted measures 8x10 to frame.


Matting:
I can mat your painting for you- it will be mounted to a backing board and centered in the mat opening so all you'll need to do is put it in a frame!

Shipping:
Painting is placed in a cellophane, self-sealing bag, then taped between two pieces of cardboard. Painting in cardboard is placed in a mailing envelope and sealed with heavy duty packing tape. retailer