Pinhead retailer Beepbeep

retailer Pinhead Beepbeep is from the bowels of Heck. He has a special box that he'd like you to open. It smells of sour misdeeds and regret. He also makes a mean chili.

This Beepbeep stands at 3 (ish) inches tall and fits virtually anywhere.

Beepbeeps are created by taking a styrofoam base and stabbing felting wool into it with special needles. So much stabbing. Not in a violent way, though- in a very loving way. After the base is completed- horns, legs and feet are created using more felting wool and a special felting brush base, then switching to a felting pad to complete the texture. Are you still reading this? Good for you. Everything is attached and any other extras are added along with adorable eyes and a killer smile. They sit overnight in a special box on top of a very old clock I found in an antique store and receive their souls. Pinhead refused a soul, just so you know.

The next morning after the Soul Transference (or lack thereof), we do a short photo shoot and they are ready for their new homes.

Having a Beepbeep will make everything in your life like, 6% happier. I mean look at this one- you're feeling it already, aren't you?