Hermit Crab Barbie 2 Warped Transgressive Elegant retailer Evasive Proud Scuttler

Hermit Crab Barbie 2 Warped Transgressive Elegant Evasive Proud Scuttler

Here is one Barbie who will not defeat a little girl's positive sense of herself! Though I hope I don't traumatize girl Hermit Crabs.

Hermit Crab Barbie comes with her own Dream Pink Mobile Shell Home. She is a Tiny Home Pioneer!

Barbie: Vacuous tool of the Patriarchy!

Thank the Goddess Barbie has no genitals: she cannot reproduce!

She is 3 1/2“ tall x 4 1/2“ wide x 5” front to back.

Weight and size listed below includes a cardboard box and the art well-swaddled in bubblewrap.

ALL BUYERS IN THE U.S. PAY PRIORITY SHIPPING
INTERNATIONAL BUYER PAYS PRIORITY SHIPPING AND ALL OTHER RELATED COSTS.
All Buyers inside and outside of the retailer US: I ship Priority because that is the only way I can insure it.

Yes, I will create custom Barbies to your specs or send me the desired host for Barbie.

If you want to discuss different shipping methods, just write.

If you want more photos, just write.

No returns unless I have grossly misrepresented the item.

I shouldn't have to write this, but no cancellations after payment unless World War 111 is declared. I and other Etsy sellers are not Target. Please know yourself before placing an order.