Iguana Barbie Warped Transgressive retailer Happy

Iguana Barbie Warped Transgressive Happy

Here is one Barbie who will not defeat a little girl's positive sense of herself! Though I hope I don't traumatize girl iguanas.

Barbie: Vacuous tool of the Patriarchy!

Thank the Goddess Barbie has no genitals nor internal reproductive organs: she cannot reproduce!

She is 4" tall x 6" wide x 10" front to tail tip.
Weight and size listed below retailer includes a cardboard box and the art well-swaddled in bubblewrap.

NOTE: I can add a forked iguana tongue if you want

ALL BUYERS IN THE U.S. PAY PRIORITY SHIPPING
INTERNATIONAL BUYER PAYS PRIORITY SHIPPING AND ALL OTHER RELATED COSTS.
All Buyers inside and outside of the US: I pay for insurance so I ship Priority because that is the only way I can insure it.

Yes, I will create custom Barbies to your specs or send me the desired host for Barbie.

If you want to discuss different shipping methods, just write.

If you want more photos, just write.

No returns unless I have grossly misrepresented the item.

I shouldn't have to write this, but no cancellations after payment unless World War 111 is declared. I and other Etsy sellers are not Target. Please know yourself before placing an order.