Custom retailer Forbidden Oyster Deposit

The title says it all. What is it? What does it do? Is it for kissing practice? We're not entirely sure. All we know is that it is forbidden


These items are delicate, so retailer please leave them somewhere quiet such as in your fruit bowl, rather than toss them around like a baseball.



Please message me prior to ordering to discuss colours, variations send adornments before deciding on the final price. The remainder of the price must be paid before posting.

Discounts are available on multiple orders.

Please allow up to two weeks for manufacture, though I will aim to be as fast as possible.



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