Floppy retailer Floozie Mermaid

Looking for that special gift no one else have, that will bring a smile and perhaps even a chortle?

Then look no further!

What happens when mermaids get old? They become seahags!
A little rounder, a bit saggier and not ashamed at all to let it retailer all hang out!
Like fine wine, they improve with age!

Size sitting: 7"