Punked retailer

Anthony Bourdain showed them. Reminds me of the El-P couplet on Everybody Stay Calm: They fucked up and paid us/ made us dangerous. This one sucks, a fact retailer from which I've clumsily attempted to distract by adding a bunch of detail, like a marketing strategy of satan's little spawn. Bourdain would've loved it and hated it; boo who?

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